Welcome to Drinxville!
Congratulations, you've just found a delicious new corner of the world!
I suspect you're parched, weary, and searching for the perfect drink—or maybe a fresh and innovative new concoction for your next party. Whether you prefer the comfort of a smooth, icy-thick milkshake, a perfect cup of hot oolong, or a bracing shot of home-brewed moonshine, we've got a glass ready for you.
Can we pour you a mug of craft beer before we talk? Or would you prefer a ruby-red splash of the latest Beaujolais vintage? No matter how exotic your tastes, you can be sure someone in Drinxville knows everything about it.
At Drinxville, we strive to be a cozy, full-service kind of town. Our streets lead in all different directions, so there's sure to be one that will tempt you into discovery. Here are just some of the free amenities Drinxville makes available to tourists and inhabitants alike:
Drinxville has a mission: We want to be the go-to destination for beverage aficionados and novices alike, a place where kindred souls can gather and exchange information about our drink hobbies and yeah, well, our (happy) obsessions. We've even hired a team of correspondents who work 24/7 to bring visitors like you the keenest up-to-date information on favorite drinks, equipment, and practices. Our goal is to introduce cutting-edge recipes before the cocktails start trending, offer up the most delicious, nutrient-rich smoothies to keep all you hot yoga attendees healthy, and encourage vibrant brewing experimentation.
So grab a cup of your favorite beverage and stay a while! Just like New Orleans during Mardi Gras, there is no open container law here, so feel free to flourish a go-cup while you wander our byways.
If you've got any questions, talk to me! As Mayor of Drinxville, there's nothing I'd rather do than share tips, info, and stories with fellow beverage enthusiasts.